I need to get fucked by something other than my life.

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boredandmoist:

nanosaurus:

cyberpapi:

wrestling with your girlfriend is a cute experience that everyone should try

Definitely

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10/10 would recommend.

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how great it feels to love someone and be loved in return

hydrogyne:

romtorum5ever:

Robin the bank


#that pun was on point
itssimplysam23:

h-ound:

awwww-cute:

Baby sea turtle swimming

or is it flying through the snow

Definitely flying through the snow.

homophobias:

seeing food on my dash

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(Source: simonorsik, via autithehotti)

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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(via lavilainepetitecanard)

"When someone makes you the happiest person and the saddest person at the same time, that’s when it’s real. That’s when it’s worth something."
Unknown (via 5weetsorrow)

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meliapond:

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds

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plumblesbumbles:

at the pet store like

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